Friday, September 27, 2013

Disclaimer

If that has ever been your face while watching an episode of Glee, then this is the site for you.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I liked a show called 'Glee'. Some of you might have heard of it. I don't expect any of you to, I mean it's definitely not famous or anything. Anyways, after reading countless posts from the Full House Reviewed site (which by the way is absolutely AMAZING and you all need to read it immediately), I decided that it would be a great idea if someone did something like that, but for Glee.

Honestly I'm surprised I haven't heard of any sites where basically they rant about Glee in the entirety of their posts (there might still be some out there but I am way too lazy to search, so deal with it), so I thought it would be a fun idea to make a blog where I'd recap Glee but in my very sarcastic, negative self. Yay pessimism!

I still like Glee, and I still love some of the characters/actors that are still on it or have been on it in the past. This is just my way to in a way show appreciation toward a show that has jumped so many sharks that the creators of 'Lost' shit themselves.

Anyways, while I do like the show (especially its first season), it's just really fun to rant about it. If you don't like it, then that's great. I'm not requiring anyone to be here anyways. It's the internet, you'll find something you like. Bye. But if you do feel like reading this, I hope you enjoy, because I'm doing this for the public (and because it's the only acceptable way for me to vent my feelings without anyone getting hurt--verbally, not physically, since I'm like not very strong). You're also going to get my personal opinion on a lot of Glee's topics, but I'll try not to make it to annoying/biased for you.

I plan on recapping each week's new episode the day after they air, and hopefully (no promises) doing one old episode a week in addition. If I have enough motivation to do this, than you can count on me recapping from the beginning. Glee basically went to straight up dog shit anytime its season number was a number divisible by 1, so you can count on there being PLENTY of content to come.

I hope you all enjoy!
-Ian


PS, I know what you're thinking. If you think Glee is a piece of shit so much now, why do you still watch it? The answer my friends, is Santana Lopez. I just want her to be happy. Oh and if Gwyneth Paltrow ever decides to return one day, I will be there, waiting. I don't even hate the music most of the time on this show anyways, so it's always nice to see what their latest spin on a popular song is like. But yeah, there you go.

PPS (I don't know if it's that or PSS but you get the point). RIP Cory Monteith. You will be missed. If you're up there reading this right now, don't pay attention to my future posts where I may or may not talk about your acting skills. Thanks! Also, you were too good for that 'Monte Carlo' movie, but then again so were most of the actors.

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